Editors Message

Happy Camel Toe Neck Spring

We are very busy in the office, making changes to the new website. This is going to be a very busy year, especially now that the biggest Camel Toe Neck in the world gives us so much to report.

PIECE PRIZE

In twenty-five years of the CTN Awards, this year has been the easiest pick in the category PIECE OF SHIT. A no-brainer really, and from memory I can only think of when we awarded Jimmy Saville the prize posthumously in 2012 as coming close to the easy decision this year.
 
Unfortunately, we could not award Trump posthumously. Coincidentally, Saville was convicted of rape and paedophilia, and Trump is a well-known rapist, although we are still waiting for the Epstein files to tell us if he ‘kiddie fiddles’.
 
Donald Trump has the most famous camel-toe neck in the world, and it just gets wider and more pronounced every month. If Trump is not dead by November, it will probably eat his lower jaw. Handing him the trophy and his Piece of Shit Prize medal was an experience I will never forget; also, I will never forget the smell, it was like after a baboon had taken multiple dumps on a corpse over a hot summer.

CTN Pres Invades Venezuela

Denial of Service Attack

In the early of this morning, our servers encountered a malicious denial of service attack. A Denial of Service (DoS) attack is a cyberattack that overwhelms a website, server, or network with excessive traffic, making it unavailable to legitimate users by exhausting its resources (like bandwidth, memory, or CPU).

Who Did This?

It can only be someone jealous that we awarded the 2026 Piece of Shit Prize to Donald Trump. Obviously not the CIA as Trump loves an award, in fact, he awarded himself a FIFA Piss Prize, begged for the certfifcate of an actual Nobe Peace Prize winner, and is considerring awarding himself the Purple Heart.

Although we were bombarded with phone calls in the office following the awards ceremony. Later that day I received a WhatsApp invite to a group called “Hegsy and the boys bomb shit!” to watch some PS5 game play of a jet firing a missile at two old ladies in a duck shaped pedallo off the coast of Venzuela.

When Will Camel Toe Neck be Back to Normal?

Our Camel Toe Neck Developers are on the case right now. Check back in a few days.

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